*Air Jamaica - Hope you like Jerk chicken. It's all they serve. Really.
*Tattoos - That random tribal symbol you had inked on your lower back, shoulder, ankle or around your bicep at age 20 is there forever. EVER.
*Swimsuits - Before you buy, look at it from all angles. Every. Single. One.
*Beach Aerobics - Unless you look like the instructor, it's probably something you shouldn't be doing in a swimsuit.
*Extreme tanning - Admittedly everyone benefits from having a bit of color in their cheeks, but when you are the color of a weathered handbag, it might be time to break out the sunscreen.
*Pedicures - Both women and men can benefit from a good pedicure, especially if you plan on exposing your toes.
* Being an Ambassador for your country - Usually does not include getting messy drunk within moments of arrival and yelling at other tourists at the swim-up pool bar. There might have been a reason for the stuff on the German's lips. Can you say sunscreen??
*General Rule of Thumb in Jamaica - Don't. Leave. The. Resort.
*Snorkeling - Not smart to do when the waves are surfable (or without sunscreen in David Ann's case.)
*Human vs. Coral Reef - Coral wins every time. See photo.
*Hair braiding - If you're going to have to take it out for work when you return home, I'd suggest not having your entire head done.
*A couple of final travel tips:
You can't take a jar of homemade pickles through security anymore. Not even in Jamaica.
Walking around with bare feet really shouldn't be done in the airport. Kroger feet, anyone??
All in all, we had a really good time and can check Jamaica off our list of places we've visited. Next year a new island!
