Who needs the Stinkin' Super Bowl?

When you can hang out in Mommy and Daddy's bed

and watch the Puppy Bowl?!?

Go Pound Puppies! I can't wait for the Kitten Halftime show!

Left alone with her Daddy

Fruit Loops, a phone, bottle of water and - apparently - Seasame Street

with Elmo's World on the TV.

Southern Girls Gang

Watch out or we'll pink you to death!

If Daddy and I both put our minds to it

One day I'll be able to pee in the potty and

not on the floor in front of the potty.