One a walk on Ocean Parkway this evening after work, but well before dusk, David Ann and I walked past a group of three adults 50+ years old passing a brown-bagged beer only to hear this strange noise of water running. When I turned around, it was one of them - a woman in a mini-skirt hiked up - sitting on the OP benches taking a pee through the bench for all the world to see. It will make me think twice before sitting on one of the benches in front of my building again.
Update:
I've had overnight to think about this and I am even more grossed out now than before and have some questions...like the basic, where were her underpants? Had she already shimmied them off, was she going through them, or is she just one of those people that can't be bothered with them? Is it possible to really be THAT lazy that you can't bothered to walk back to the comfort of your own home to use the facilities? And if you MUST go, can you at least go behind a tree or somewhere slightly more discreet?
Yes, I realize all rhetorical questions, but I never thought I would encounter the sight that I saw.
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Ugh! I mean, Ugh!
Ick!
I thought I was the only person with the misfortune to regularly encounter public urination. And I've never seen something that gross.
It truly was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. I mean watching the film crew guys from "Deadliest Catch" barf over the rail is more appealing. And we all know how gross watching barfing can be.
Oh, and there was a construction site right behind here...there was bound to be a port-a-john somewhere close. But no....she couldn't be bothered with that. I am now so skeeved just thinking of walking by there.
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