No, really...

To the lady who needed to get on the train before me last night, please, go right ahead. And to when you about knocked me on the floor whipping your multiple bags around to get a seat that had just opened up, how dare I be in your way! I realize I don't look like your typical pregnant woman, but I am and would appreciate not being run over by you because you have decided to move the entire contents of your desk via the subway. I meant the look I gave you. Really.